En Route: Brown Baggin'

So we've been over this already, but (the royal) we'll be in Los Angeles this weekend, listening to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, eating donuts, breathing smog, considering implants so long as daddy sends money from Minnesota, drinking OE out of a paper bag, and generally not being a sports fan.

When in Rome...

Anywhere here is Major Colvin's take on the brown paper bag (subtitled for our Hispanic readership):



Amazing.

And here's our take on all things non-FSD:

• Power rankings told exclusively through the lens of the quarterback situation across the league. 
• Why tennis actually might be better than hockey, and therefore, better than your favorite sport. 
• Soooo, Deshawn Stevenson isn't completely insane?  Just kidding, that's obviously the case.
• Do not bring your skateboard along when you are heading back to get your wallet.
  

Have fun residing and/or visiting better cities, towns, and villages this weekend, folks.  Except for Deuce and Ginge.  It obviously can't get any worse for them.