32 Things

As you may or may not have noticed, this blog is strongly biased toward two things in life: football and music.  We try to unify the two in print as well as we do in our own minds, but these things do not necessarily translate all that well when traveling between the abstract to the tangible.  But this new segment appears to be prepped for success and understanding.  It combines our favorite sport with one of our favorite songs and the two get along just fine, even if it is also combined with one of our least favorite things; NFL recap posts.  Regardless, it's 32 Things!

32 Things - moe.

Texans: Are you good?  Are you bad?  Care to make up your mind?

Chargers: - At least you're still better than the Chiefs, right?

Panthers: - I honestly don't even care to waste the time.

Cardinals: Pretty awesome, actually.

Titans: I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you're still awful even after a bye week.

Bears: Ouch.

Jets: Nothing like the shot in the arm that is the Oaktown Raiders

Browns: Anytime Horseballs completes more than two passes, it's a victory.  Cheers.

Broncos: Hopefully they've sorted out how to get Eddie Royal involved during the week off.

Patriots: Oi!  I'd be more impressed if the last two teams you've beaten weren't a combined 0-13

Cowboys: see Cardinals.

Chiefs: They're still going to catch someone off-guard by the end of the season.

Bills: I can say this with confidence: they're better than the Dolphins at the moment.

Lions: No confirmation of the rumor that Daunte Culpepper added an additional 10 pounds during the off-week.

Ravens: Care to make it 4 in-a-row?

Niners: A strict diet of Vernon Davis probably ain't gonna get it done.

Giants: Suddenly they don't look very scary.

Steelers: No one makes a good team look worse than the Steel city.

Saints: Sure the game was gift-wrapped, but that game was won on both sides of the ball, and that's gotta be pretty exciting.

Falcons: What the fuck happened?

Packers: Consecutive victories over the Browns and Lions?  They can't be stopped!  Well, until next week.

Raiders: How did you beat the Eagles again?

Dolphins: I'll deal with you shortly...

Bengals: Daaaaaamn... That was convincing.

Colts: Was there easier money to be made than on this game yesterday?

Vikings: It was only a matter of time, gang.

Seahawks: Here's a little tip:  Throw it to Housh.

Buccanears: Josh Johnson... Is fucking terrible.

Rams: Gross.

Jaguars: Feel free to take another week off, fellas.  We're in rush to watch you suck again.

Eagles: This could get...

Redskins: Ugly.