He Skates So Well!

Oh my... Look at him go.

Is he...?

Is he a...?

Is he a negro?


Oh my... I didn't know they were allowed on skates, let alone the NHL.

Are you sure he's actually a... ah... a negro?

I mean, he skates so well!  So, it's really a surprise.

I was never aware that black people knew how to skate!  I thought they had an extra bone in their ankles or something that made it difficult to put skates on.  Are those special skates?

Hmmmm...

Is he a troublemaker?

I bet he is.  Usually they are.

Oh, I think it's great that we teach them how to skate!  And how nice of the city of Calgary to give him a uniform to wear around.

Is this a new kind of welfare program or something?  Fill the spirit rather than wallet?  Teach a man to fish, kind of thing?

No?

They don't pay him though right?

They do?!?

For what?  Is he a janitor or something?

And what does that "C" mean on his chest?  Is that like a scarlet letter or something?  What did he do wrong?  Or does it mean "convict"?

No?  Well, maybe it's his country of origin.  Like, Cameroon or something?

He's Canadian?  They allow them up there?!?  I thought it was all white up there.

Oh it means, "Captain"?  But, the captain of what?  Is he the Head Negro or something?

DOES THAT MEAN THERE IS MORE THAN ONE OF THEM?!?

So he's the captain of the entire team?  White people included?

Oh my...

OH MY!

Isn't there a law we could pass or something?

Oh my...

I don't think I like hockey anymore.