Tuesday, October 13, 2009
32 Things
As you may or may not have noticed, this blog is strongly biased toward two things in life: football and music. We try to unify the two in print as well as we do in our own minds, but these things do not necessarily translate all that well when traveling between the abstract to the tangible. But this new segment appears to be prepped for success and understanding. It combines our favorite sport with one of our favorite songs and the two get along just fine, even if it is also combined with one of our least favorite things; NFL recap posts. Regardless, it's 32 Things!
1. Bills - How. Fucking. Sad.
2. Saints - Two consecutive below average performances from Drew Brees, and here come the Giants
3. Vikings - Is it possible to wish upon a stroke?
4. Patriots - Where 1-4 somehow equates to 3-2
5. Niners - I'd like to thank you for rejuvenating Michael Turner's fantasy value
6. Steelers - Either the Lions are better than we think, or the Steelers are worse
7. Chargers - Mark those Broncos down for 6-0
8. Eagles - Have you picked up Maclin yet? Only to drop him again next week?
9. Bears - NuBrady and company got quite the task coming up
10. Seahawks - So, no QB controversy I take it?
11. Chiefs - This team will pull off a huge upset this season
12. Jets - Hi, New York. I'm Earth. I don't think we've met this season.
13. Texans - Mark of a non-contender? Can't punch it in from the one against a soft defense.
14. Jaguars - So you're going to be one of those completely unpredictable teams this year that ruins a few Survivor pool, eh? Cool.
15. Packers - Hopefully 2 weeks is enough time for A Rodg to wipe that sulk off his face.
16. Browns - Congratulations! You won the worst game in NFL history!
17. Cardinals - Cardinals found their balls. Going to need them next time they play the Niners
18. Ravens - How come no one is talking about Flacco anymore?
19. Raiders - BAHHHHH!!!!
20. Lions - Any chance they beat the Packers this week? I'd like to say no, but I can't be sure.
21. Giants - The most complete team in the NFL. Fucking PERIOD.
22. Dolphins - That's two huge divisional beatdowns in a row... Best of luck, Patriots.
23. Panthers - You still suck
24. Redskins - You always have
25. Colts - Welcome to the Machine
26. Buccanears - Please just the run the ball from now on, will you?
27. Broncos - Orton looks good. Like really good.
28. Titans - Get it together.
29. Rams - I mean, could Limbaugh really hurt?
30. Cowboys - Take your time, Roy. Miles has got it taken care of.
31. Falcons - That was a rather frightening display on Sunday, no?
32. Bengals - Please make the playoffs. Just so I can win hundreds of dollars off of your inevitable let-down
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If you combined the skills of Jamarcus Russell and Derek Anderson...you'd still have the worst starting QB in NFL history since Craig Krenzel.
ReplyDeleteAnd you'd also have one HUGE package on that quarterback
ReplyDeleteAll snark aside, do you think a conglomerate of the Raiders, Browns, Bills, Bucs and Rams could beat the Giants?
ReplyDeleteGiants - 41
Conglomerate - 27 (only cuz the Giants empty the bench in the 4th).