BFF DIABLOGUE

No, it's not work of art.  No, it won't be talked about for centuries to come.  In fact, most of us would like to forget that it even happened.  However, we can guaranteee that you will enjoy it more than Melville.  Loquacious cocksucker that he is.  It's the Diablog!

BFF Edition.

Le GINGE has joined
B. Lee has joined.
DEUCE has joined.

 
DEUCE:  brett favre dies tonight

B.:  if all goes as planned

GINGE:  My prediction:  Vikings 31 Packers 18
If the packers want to throw on us they better do quick throws, ala New England

DEUCE:  i'll go with 27-10 vikings
or 31-28 packers

B.:  24-20 Packers... Even if that doesn't make sense sheet-wise

DEUCE:  i should go bet on the vikings
packers will certainly win then

GINGE:  im going to bet on the vikings right now
The line just moved from -3.5 to -5
not cool
Aaron Rodgers 

B.: Bahhhh

DEUCE:  ha!  that's great

B.:  whaaaat is happening right now?

DEUCE:  greeny and golic in teh gayest sports bar in the world

B.:  NO ONE LOOK AT THE CAMERA!
NOBODY!!
You do and Golic EATS you

DEUCE:  nothing on the TVs in the backgournd

GINGE:  What does greatness taste like?  A skunky burp
Are we treating this like a real diary or just a running commentary
Dear Diary, I hate Mormons.

B.:  great start
Millen just picked the Vikings...
You lose.

GINGE: If Boomer picks the packers we will win (he picks the Vikings)

B.:  BAHHH!

GINGE:  Uh OH....

DEUCE:  "Brett didn't come this far not to do this"
dooooo, what exactly?

B.:  That's asking for the FJM treatment
I hate BFF
and so do you

GINGE:  I just ignore him

B.:  must be easy
let's play spot the asshole with the Favre Packers shirt

DEUCE:  tirico = al roker

GINGE:  My arm still is fucked from those football games

DEUCE:  or the weatherman from the Family Guy, ollie
Jon Gruden has been doing cocaine for about the last 34 hours
no doubt

B.:  he wears a bib when he's not on camera to catch the blood drip


DEUCE:  i always play with perfect Gap Discipline

B.:  Yeah, DEUCE never plays around the hole.

DEUCE:  Gap Discipline...the ability to stay between the butt cheeks

B.:  He hits it hard.

DEUCE:  while she tries to slap you

B.:  And that's why he has the lawsuit on his hands

DEUCE:  will blackmon hit on my girlfriend in college
repeatedly


B.:  Ugliest fans ON EARTH

GINGE:  PACKER fans are uglier by a lot

B.:  I've seen prettier faces at the burn unit


DEUCE:  i can't believe what he just said about Atoine Winfield

GINGE:  Antoine has hurt five players this year

DEUCE:  that is the most egregious overstatement ever
"one of the best PLAYERS in the NFC"
he SUCKS
i could hurt 5 players too

GINGE:  He is AWESOME

DEUCE:  you're high
he SAHCKS

B.:  I think we can all agree that I'M the awesome one around here


B.:  and bud light overtakes snickers for worst commercial!

GINGE:  Until a Nic Cage film promo is aired

B.:  yeah actually... 2012 wins

DEUCE:  and John Cusack overtakes nicolas cage for worst actor
ha!

GINGE:  I thought that was Nic Cage
haha!

DEUCE:  it should be Ghost Rider


DEUCE:  jared allen = mac from it's alway ssunny
i bet he never wears sleeves

GINGE:  Gene:  "After review, the Packer's coach is completely retarded"

B.:  unquestionably


B.:  Loadholt?

GINGE:  Loadholt is huge and good and a rookie

DEUCE:  oklahoma, right?

GINGE:  yep

B.:  So many possibilities with that name

DEUCE:  tons
Professor Plum

GINGE:  Whats the verdict?  Chilly with or without the beard?

B.:  Oh my god...

DEUCE:  More pervy without

B.:  My eyes!

DEUCE:  more homeless with

GINGE:  great analysis

B.:  Are you guys still typing words?
Bitch with the split Favre jersey blinded me

GINGE:  hahaha she was from the border
confused

DEUCE:  naw, that's just dried jizz in your eyes

B.:  She blinded me with retardance

DEUCE:  tirico is KILLING me with the hyperbole tonight

GINGE:  next we will get idioms

DEUCE:  best set of corners in the league?
come on, man

GINGE:  Best part of having BFF is the free flags we get
kinda like your skirted qb

B.:  Brady gets flags...
and pussy

DEUCE:  ass pussy

B.:  McCarthy's gotta go

DEUCE:  yeah, he's no good

(Touchdown pass from Favre to...)

GINGE:  Shaincock
Do you think he secretly changes runs to passes on the goal line to keep adding to his records?

B.:  I think he does... if only because it would add to his cocksucker legacy

GINGE:  i saw a packer fan clapping

B.:  I'd fucking kill those people
Although I wouldn't be caught dead at BFF's steakhouse

DEUCE:  this whole BFF thing has made people FUCKING retarded

B.:  especially if I were a packer fan

DEUCE:  they don't even know how to act in public anymore

GINGE:  i kinda like how it torments packers fans

DEUCE:  they aren't even tormented

GINGE:  we are like the new trophy wife and they are the washed up divorcee who has to resort to highering male gigolos

DEUCE:  some of them still cheer for him

GINGE:  if AP became a packer, i would want to cut off his nuts


(Rodgers bombs it out to Jerm Finley)

GINGE:  unreal

B.:  wow
jerm's the word

DEUCE:  awesome

GINGE:  There were five packers in the seconday and two vikings
that doesnt even make sense

B.:  driver wanted no business making a block

DEUCE:  Hines woulda reveled him

B.:  and then smired about it


DEUCE:  hey trent...how do you feel about your ex-girlfriend goign to live on a hippie commune?
(hooters wants to know)

B.:  My mom isn't working on a hippie commune...
queehs

GINGE:  and its a yoga commune where the dude from that new comedy stretches her

DEUCE:  yeah, stretches her labia

GINGE:  most likely

B.:  because we know Ginge couldn't

DEUCE:  OH
mingey!

GINGE:  pretty good run back

DEUCE:  are you ahead of me?

GINGE:  yeah ill wait a second im on cable

DEUCE:  my bad
no, i had rewound something
that was Hester-like

B.:  get it together


B.:  Did it rain in the dome today?

GINGE:  Just run on first and second down and we are looking at 3rd and 3

DEUCE:  i can't wait until they blow that up
you should go watch it Gingey

GINGE:  Its raining here yes, and the dome is old and leaky so possibly


GINGE:  this game is hard to watch

B.:  44 is looking like a good pointz pick!

DEUCE:  i am a cockraping magmaster

B.:  only thing I got right all week
PS.  It's okay for TNT programs to say "asshole".

GINGE:  sorry for dominating the picks again this week

B.:  But not "Rug Muncher"
They say "Ring Master" instead

DEUCE:  alright, sorry about that

B.:  Things you learn on Jet Blue airplane

DEUCE:  oh, and Antoine Winfield can take a step back, and literally
FUCK HIS OWN FACE

B.:  I WILL MASSACRE YOU

GINGE:  I want me some chester soon

B.:  Speaking of molesters...

DEUCE:  yeah, you talking to me?

B.:  thank god hockey is back

GINGE:  i bet toine hurt him

B.:  not rapists...
just molesters
no penetration

GINGE:  true

DEUCE:  sometimes, DVR fucks with your time/space continuum

GINGE:  i agree, I no longer use TV shows to define my week

B.:  and your anal/space continuum

GINGE:  therefore I often don't know what day it is often
often

B.:  Mama Gam Gam stops by on Wednesdays and Fridays
like clockwork
so that's stabilizing

GINGE:  thats nice of her

DEUCE:  do they water the turf?

B.:  JAWS... ENOUGH!

GINGE:  he missed two holes there
hahaha
hahahaha GAP DISCIPLINE

DEUCE:  he's a damn joy to watch, really

B.:  It's amazing how they cannot find a third man in the booth

DEUCE:  is there a better name than johnny jolly?

GINGE:  Not with that belly, its perfect

B.:  Don Beebe

DEUCE:  hahha
nice tackle


GINGE:  I hope they discuss Longwell treason

B.:  Just as egregious

GINGE:  agreed
and something you are familiar with

(Favre to whoever)

WOW what a fucking throw.
Ragnar!!!

B.:  what was he saying?

GINGE:  not sure
something about vodka

DEUCE:  you're like 10 seconds ahead of me

GINGE:  are you caught up

DEUCE:  yeah, i'm dumb
/high

B.:  hi, times
Vince Vaughan IS Vince Vaughan IN...
A Vince Vaughan comedy!

DEUCE:  hahaha

B.:  Aaaand I wanna be him

DEUCE:  pack needs to put points up this drive

(Blackmon gets hurt on the ensuing kick off... probably done for the year)

GINGE:  Dueces, girlfriend revenger

B.:  Looks like you got the last laugh

DEUCE:  suckabitch

GINGE:  haha or he sniped him and is in the metrodome with a laptop
Are there still Sears stores?

B.:  I hate him.
so.
fucking.
much.

GINGE:  The Sears employee?

B.:  by association... sure
Blackmon might be back...
next season

GINGE:  Will Blackmon has sustained a gun shot wound to the left knee

DEUCE:  popped
that was an awesome

B.:  ...

GINGE:  HI

B.:  finishing that?

DEUCE:  shot

B.:  wow.

GINGE:  did he just include "an" on accident?

B.:  hahahah

DEUCE:  packers offensive line is my least favorite UNIT in the NFL
every year

GINGE:  agreed
then its the lions
IS that his third sack tonight?

B.:  Deuce always feels like...
Somebody's WATCHING hiiiiim

GINGE:  Purple Jesus

B.:  whaaaat
(AP gets ripped and the fumble is returned for a Packer touchdown)

GINGE:  that didnt just happen did it

DEUCE:  well then

B.:  I was distracted by some homer ass blog

GINGE:  the NFL has to stop this shit

B.:  progress stopped?
similar to that Chargers play last night

DEUCE:  naw, i think that's a great play

GINGE:  yesah he well maybe not on that play this all goes back to the bears cards play


DEUCE:  there's 3:18 seconds left in this half...and I'm still waiting for my first BFF skullfucking
I was told there would be skullfucking

B.:  I know.
And Im impatient

GINGE:  Whats wrong with purple jesus?

DEUCE:  he's broken

GINGE:  why is he breathing like a pyscho

B.:  his biceps are an obstruction to ball protection
JACKED UP

DEUCE:  that's the best tackle i've seen this year
-mike tirico

GINGE:  hyperbole
unreal, i miss Ferotte

DEUCE:  the Hyper Bowl
hey michele, which knee did blackmon hurt?

B.:  He's out with a leg

DEUCE:  the right one?  that the EMT just slapped?
the one that's bent, and his weight is on?
oh, okay.  that one then

B.:  sewing class canceled, sweetheart?
(man laugh)

DEUCE:  rice is a massive gash

GINGE:  Aaron Kampman is a late hit machine

B.:  Kampman is fucking USELESS these days
aside from that

GINGE:  he's like three steps too slow
but the refs feel sorry for him so they don't call it, or because he is white

B.:  he's what they wished Reggie White actually looked like

GINGE:  haha


B.: Nope.  Your fans are uglier

DEUCE:  the NFC North.  where screens happen

GINGE:  Not true, the NFC North, where ugly fans happen
waste time waste time

B.:  Packer secondary... Where Favre domination happens


GINGE: this game should be 21-7 if AP could stop fumbling

DEUCE:  but he can't, so it's not

GINGE:  so true

B.:  SHUT. UP.

DEUCE:  COCKBAG

GINGE:  I want to stop using BFF right now, just to shut these guys up

B.:  Sooo, let me get this straight
It's not all the records he has...
It's what he's done TONIGHT... that makes him a living legend?

GINGE:  our goddamn kick coverage is killing my father

B.:  You mean, aside from Ma-Mart's infidelity?

DEUCE:  holy shit, packers
play by the FUCKING rules

GINGE:  Allen is in Rodger's backfield like i am in mrs. budo's

B.:  Deshawn Wynn's ONLY purpose should be to chip Jared Allen
Yeah, her asshole is hairy
You can't penetrate that dense forest


B.:  The NFL prefers the double boobie attack
But if they really wanted to promote awareness... Well then why don't they trot a bunch of uni-boobs out onto the field as the cheerleaders?
that would be more effective
we'd all be horrified, and we'd all give money to prevent boobie division
someone get Goodell on the horn!

GINGE:  Im still convinced Graham missed that field goal in OT

B.:  haha...they just said "fuck it"
we can't have another tie

GINGE:  agreed, the refs didnt even bother watching it
they were going to signal good no matter what

B.:  It's all part of the NFL-wide conspiracy to maintain Marvin Lewis' job

DEUCE:  i was positive he missed it when i saw it

GINGE:  I still am
I want an investigation

DEUCE:  the kicker for brophy has made 4 50
+ yard field goals this year
robbie gould made his FIRST yesterday

B.:  are you shitting me?

DEUCE:  nope
i've also seen him kick-off through the uprights


GINGE: Shainco gets the first down by half of his cock

B.:  wow... fast half-time

GINGE:  Loadholtz blocked two guys there with each arm

B.:  no fumble?
weird

GINGE:  What happen to single back formation run straight
then cut back for 70 yards

B.:  He looks slower tonight

GINGE: Hey Peyton Manning, You will never catch my record, never.
and when you retire ill go play for the colts!

B.:  Wow... GINGE was actually just rooting for BFF

DEUCE:  "disoriented the packers defense"

B.:  like... for real

DEUCE:  sex boat reference?
yes, yes he was
he didn't even realize it

GINGE:  no that was a shot intertwined with a rip on peyton

DEUCE:  you're a BFF fan
admit it
gayrod

GINGE:  I like him more than Cutler right now and a whole hell of a lot more than faggy rodgers

DEUCE:  cutler won some fans with that leap into the end zone yesterday

GINGE:  The only reason why i now like Rivers is because he hates cutler


GINGE:  Special note:  Don't eat cheetos while typing

DEUCE:  don't eat Cheetos EVAH!
unless it's 2 am and you're at a 7-eleven in austin with a hooker

B. has left. (b. Lee lost his IT connection because someone talked shit about Cheetos and he LOST it)

GINGE:  If i was with a Hooker i wouldnt be at a 7-11 I would be at a circle K

DEUCE:  B. Sleezy lost his connection

GINGE:  i noticed

DEUCE:  how much does Sage hate his life?

GINGE:  Does that count as a sack

DEUCE:  might as well

GINGE:  ALOT, but he did make a bit of cash in his signing

DEUCE:  Allen is eating people ALIVE

GINGE:  Back-up QB making 4.5 mil a year
not a bad world


DEUCE:  throw it to jennings!

B.:  For real

DEUCE:  i'd even take grant out of the backfield

GINGE:  I want them to run more please

B.:  Throw it to Hester!
FUCK!

DEUCE:  alol

B.:  Jesus dude... throw it away

DEUCE:  just an unbelievable amount of shittiness

GINGE:  he can't even stand up
wet turf

DEUCE:  fuck!
the throwaway!
grant makes TERRIBLE cuts

GINGE:  he has the slow jump move
Madieu Williams is horsepoop

B.:  He runs like someone walks on hot coals

GINGE:  he was down i think

B.:  begging for someone to push him off the pit

(DEUCE has Grant and is playing GINGE in fantasy this week)

GINGE:  if he gets in ill be surprised
you get the points either way dick
i hope they give it to the full back

DEUCE:  if grant makes a good cut inside on that screen, i have a great shot to beat you
double TD points

GINGE:  yeah the double shot would have hurt

B.:  I'm talking real life here, folks

GINGE:  70 points looks good

DEUCE:  score!

(So in spite of Deuce, the Packers hand it to the fullback and he promptly falls on his face, short of the goal line)

GINGE:  hahahaha

B.:  short

GINGE:  damn

DEUCE:  you motherfuckers
GIVE THE BALL TO RYAN GRANT
QB SNEAK
FUCK

B.:  goofy fullback
grant

DEUCE:  GODDAMN IT

B.:  McCarthy is a fucking stooge

GINGE: hahaha the worst of both worlds
the timeout

DEUCE:  holy shit

B.:  Stooge is a fucking McCarthy

GINGE:  nothing is actually worse than the timeout followed by the challenge and losing the challenge

DEUCE:  we call that the "Lovie special"

GINGE:  thats termed a "Chilly special"
Dick
steal my joke

DEUCE:  zing!

B.:  Or Bears football

DEUCE:  the quickest they is

GINGE:  i need to stop hunting and pecking

B.:  I just realized who the fuck you guys were talking about with this whole Chilly thing

DEUCE:  heyyyyy

B.:  I was ignoring it

GINGE:  Chilly is aka the homeless molester

B.:  Because Chillar on the Packers...

GINGE:  QB draw

B.:  well, it really confused the situation

GINGE:  dropped!!!!!!!
wow thats what we call a Clayton special

(D. Lee drops a sure touchdown on 4th down)

B.:  what a dickhead

DEUCE:  i can't even....

GINGE:  hahahaha

DEUCE:  so many angry thoughts
McCarthy is sky-rocketing up the scale for Horrible coaches
he's such a pud

GINGE:  that was a bad pass

DEUCE:  throwing the ball from a yard out like that
it's just fucking dumb

GINGE:  agreed
i was just thinking the same thing

B.:  Send him to Cincy after routing him through DC... He'll fit right in


GINGE: I think Percy is in the doghouse, haven't seen him much

DEUCE:  baloney!
mike mccarthy loses tonight!

GINGE:  dude we can't run the ball - thats three straight weeks of not being able to run the ball
Im worried about this

B.:  Al Harris is playing laughably

(Because he just got burnt on a huge touchdown pass)

GINGE:  When Cindy Rice is burning you Dreads, its time to quit playing
AWESOME play
haha great throw away

B.:  good play by Rice

GINGE:  yep


GINGE:  K. So my favorite pool that i am in is my 7 weekly upset picks College Football League.  50 people 15 bucks each, you pick 7 underdogs via the USA today spread on Monday and there are two standings.  One is the total number of upset picks you get correct and the other is the total amount of points you amass.  Points are scored when your upset team wins and then you multiply the spread times the amount they won by...

DEUCE:  that's awesome

GINGE:  its great, tons of fun, im lurking in the teens in both standings waiting for my big upset pick to get me like 250 points


GINGE:  Dear Chilly, When up 14 in the 4th Quarter please run the ball and chew up clock.

B.:  Packer defense is neither strong nor fast...
how sad

GINGE:  They should use their wideouts as dbacks

B.:  DOM CAPERS
He's there now!
to coach this useless bag of useslessness

GINGE:  Is the Saints actually good at defense?

DEUCE:  the Packers being good is the biggest lie of the Preseason so far
and I think the Saints are kinda good on defense
but the Broncos are legit

GINGE:  Yeah i know, Hagi won't stop talking about the double standard of the preseason...the Colts look like hell and the announcers are like don't worry its just preseaon, but the Packers look AWESOME and all of a sudden they are a super bowl favorite???

B.:  Cowboys had opportunities yesterday
they just suck
Pats beat them 27-17 next week
Rodgers has quit

GINGE:  this injury may help things
Oh the Aaron Rodgers yawn

DEUCE:  haha
Aaron Rodgers Yawn

GINGE:  A kinda bored, disgusted, why do i get protected by these guys yawn

DEUCE Howard:  my super power is looking fly

B.:  I thought the Packers had a wild card shot...
still do.

GINGE:  yeah, it will be them, eagle, falcons or bears in that spot it looks like

DEUCE:  they did after that defensive TD
disregard that

GINGE:  They can score on big plays

B.:  Packers and Falcons are similar

GINGE:  thats what they have going for them

DEUCE:  i think the falcons are a little better (smarter) offensively

GINGE:  Madeiu Williams hits our players more than the packers

B.:  Eh.  They looked pretty bad last time out
Defensively they're probably a little better

DEUCE:  he's your Kevin Payne

GINGE:  big play here

DEUCE:  (who's been benched)

GINGE:  what the eff???

B.:  that was silly

(direct snap to Wynn on third down.  Short.  Gruden thought it was a good call)

FIRE MCCARTHY NOW
My eyes hurt... and it has nothing to do with the Metrodome audience

DEUCE:  how the fuck can you be taking gambles like that
down 2 scores, on your own 20, in the 4th?  ARRGHGGHGHHG

GINGE:  in a game that you can still win

B.:  to Deshawn Wynn...

GINGE:  good thing i put 25 on the vikes prekickoff thanks Dueces

DEUCE: this is only because i held off

GINGE:  wow, thank you.

DEUCE:  braylon edwards...meet david boston

GINGE:  dear AP sometimes you just need to get three yards
Look Braylon, i am jealous of Lebron too, but i dont punch people over it

DEUCE:  lebron james would FUCK braylon edwards up!

GINGE:  I think they should put their fight on payperview
ooooh what do you do here?

DEUCE:  go for it
AP
what shitty tackling.  an embarrassing display overall. penalties, turnovers giving up big plays

GINGE:  I agree, have i told you lately that the Packers - Bears first half was the worst half of football id seen in about fourteen years

DEUCE:  being shitty
pack plays ugly, apparently
keyz, bust it out already

B.:  HA!
"it's like hitting one of my kids" he says

GINGE:  oooh that hit him on the ground when he was in the endzone after he touched it

B.:  I can't wait for the new brady rule next year:
NO TOUCHING TOM BRADY
EVER

DEUCE:  no touching!

B.:  BAHHH

GINGE:  If you swing and miss its still a penalty

B.:  Eventually, he will just be sealed off in a cage to be admired.

DEUCE:  bray bray is 6'3, 215
bron bron is 6'8", 280
TKO

GINGE:  Lets do it

DEUCE:  submission

B.:  The passes will simply be automatically granted in 15-yard increments on every other down

DEUCE:  hahahaha

GINGE:  I want to hurt Aaron Rodgers on this play

B.:  I want to touch Aaron Rodgers on this play...
Wait...

DEUCE:  okay
that was a great play

GINGE:  Ryan Grant is lucky he isnt hurt
Seriously he just hurts people

B.:  Just jump dude

DEUCE:  grant's legs are too long

GINGE:  'Toine again
He just dives in
I want two points

B.:  Packers want to down the ball
and get the fuck outta here

(Rodgers is sacked by who else and maybe kind sorts fumbles...)

GINGE:  He was sooooo down

DEUCE:  oh fuck it

GINGE:  the refs are terrible

DEUCE:  just fuck it

B.:  This game is disrespecting our diablogue

DEUCE:  true that

(Shithead challenges the play actually hoping for a safety...)

mike mccarthy just gave the vikings 2 points
unbelievable

GINGE:  Agreed, but just so everyone is aware, in each of the first four gaGINGEs please subtract 7 points from what the D has given up due to Special teams and offensive granted TDs

DEUCE:  i don't know that i've EVER seen a coach williningly (maybe) award the opposing team points

GINGE:  i thought his forward progess gets him to the one inch line

DEUCE:  maybe?

GINGE:  its close

DEUCE:  but, it's a possiblity

GINGE:  true

B.:  I guess he's thinking, "Two points is better than seven, and I suck at my job, so who gives a shit

DEUCE:  which mccarthy may, or may not know

GINGE:  SAFETY

B.:  end quote.

DEUCE:  no doubt
unreal
mccarthy.....
off yourself
tonight
Thats his third safety against Rodgers
that pink towel is especially appropriate

B.:  Plus, they have the second worst coach in the LEAGUE, Gruden continued...

GINGE:  Seriously 7 sacks, they should have just lined up with all position players

DEUCE:  aaron rodgers will text david carr tonight

B.:  boom.

GINGE:  The real issue is the lack of a pass rush on BFF

DEUCE:  no KGB

GINGE:  even the Browns nailed the silver fox on every play

DEUCE:  no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E

B.:  From the mind of Dom Capers:
The don't blitz, don't touch defense

GINGE:  but congrats on stopping ap

B.:  It's the new wave

DEUCE:  well this is a little premature

B.:  Bigby ain't playing huh?

GINGE:  Atari has been hurt since the bengals game

DEUCE:  out with a yeast infection
i just threw up
so...obligatory
and obvious
and predictable
JAWS
swallow!

GINGE:  Im just not listening
im actually listening to porn

DEUCE:  hahaha
porn is less offensive

GINGE:  agreed


GINGE:  you still might win this DEUCE

and packers

UNREAL, im getting mad

 DEUCE:  i just need the pack to get the ball back

 GINGE:  yeah and they will

 DEUCE:  complete teh 2 pt. conversion

 B.:  If I were a ref, I would call the exact opposite of whatever Chilly argued

 GINGE:  you will get close just with 2 pts and the yards

 B.:  If only because, what the fuck is he gonna do about it?

 GINGE:  wow that was a big play now they onside kick it

 DEUCE:  ARGH

 GINGE:  which is better for DEUCEdouche

 B.:  It's strange how Rodgers displays no sense of urgency in the pocket

even when he clearly needs to get the ball off

 DEUCE:  yeah, he's been garbage tonight

their whole offense

i bet

 GINGE:  at times the vikings look spread out and confused tho

 DEUCE:  Chilly builds boats inside of glass bottles during the week

when he's supposedly "watching film"

 GINGE:  with really small glasses on?

 DEUCE:  yes

 GINGE:  somehow they just gave you anoter point and you are at 82 now

 DEUCE:  which GINGEans i COULD be at 86

if rodgers throws that ball to grant out of the backfield earlier

 GINGE:  haha yeah

Remember when I predicted the score

i was close

what a shitty rushing offense we possess

 DEUCE:  remember when i predicted the overall points?

i was right on

 GINGE:  haha, i need twenty more

I thought we would score atleast 50 tonight

 DEUCE:  stop them

force the punt

 GINGE:  fuck that we are dumping it off to chester for a gain of 7

PI ??

 B.:  A purple shirt... With yellow writing...  the #4... with the words MISS YOU

I'm done.

Fuck this.

I'll edit this mess in the morning


 DEUCE:  fantasy game at stake

 B. has left.

 DEUCE:  down 4

 GINGE:  this is getting serious

i need a fucking stop now

 DEUCE:  come on!

dump off to grant for 10

 GINGE:  does that take yards off Rodgers

 DEUCE:  what a FUCKING play call

 GINGE:  UNREAL

UNFUCKING REAL

my life just passed before my eyes

 DEUCE:  YOU ARE DOWN 10 POINTS

SCREEN PASS TO TE

 GINGE:  I think i had a small heart attack

 DEUCE:  i should be down 3

 GINGE:  This game was over and hte vikings forgot their was time left ont he clock

Im going to fucking lose this bet too

NOT COOL

 DEUCE:  5?

 GINGE:  yep

GINGE:  inability to run the ball

 DEUCE:  i care!

 GINGE:  UNREAL

fuck fuck was that it

 DEUCE:  NIIIICE

 GINGE:  want a fumble

want a fumble

want an interception

 DEUCE:  shiiiit

TIED

YES

 GINGE:  vikings call a time out

 DEUCE:  WIN IT

 GINGE:  vikings call a time out

 DEUCE:  argh!

 GINGE:  its that damn mystery point, where did it come from

they didnt even have the ball

 DEUCE:  AGH

mccarthy is a pussy!

fuck!

 GINGE:  although this saves my spread

 GINGE:  wow thats the best onside kick ever

that was sooo high

 DEUCE:  sidney rice

mvp for you tonight

 GINGE:  GREAT game

 DEUCE:  really fun game

lots of shit happened