Friday, October 2, 2009

HEADLINES. . . !



Matt Sanchez recently spotted sporting a clean mustache...


Derek Jeter MVP of cloying, delusional sportswriters everywhere in New York...


Inspired by Stafon Johnson, boxers now undergoing intense fellatio training to promote jaw-health...


Chris Collinsworth and Phil Simms brawl on the set of INSIDE THE NFL after simmering, mock animosity devolves into boiling, actual animosity...


Legal system offers no help for NHL’s lingering stray dog epidemic...


Eric Wedge driven to unemployment by his own theory...


Tom Brady the second coming of Jay Cutler… Or something like that...


Delonte West the front-runner for lead role in inevitable remake, herpes-awareness PSA...


Greg Biffle to miss first race of Sprint Cup due to chronic brake toe...

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