Blogsturbation Monday

What America needs is one giant tube of vagisil



When I first envisioned this post, I was going to really go after the Michigan football players that snitched on their coach because practice was a little long. Because honestly, with the way these guys played last year, they probably never should have left the practice field at all. Like, ever. Not for class, not for sleep, and definitely not for games. I mean, spare your school as well as your once fabled program at least some dignity, will yuh?

Turns out they were not even actually complaining at all. Instead it was just the way that the story was reported that gave the impression that this was the case. They were merely volunteering the information without any judgment attached.

Either way, it appears that the real whiner is Dickrod himself. No wonder the Wolvies were so soft on the pitch last year. If a squad is supposed to assume the personality of their coach (USC - balanced, Florida - dreamy, Alabama - conniving, Notre Dame - fat and embarrassing), then what are we to assume about Dickrod. I think the video from the link makes it pretty obvious. Really looking forward to that Bowl of Tears between the Irish and Big Blue this year. Winner gets to keep their job... Maybe.


In other Hoo-Hah:


Gotta say, that out of all the moves made down the stretch run in the MLB, none have been as effective as what the White Sox have done. Alex Rios has been powering them to the top of the Central while Jake Peavy has been silencing bats across the American League...

Kgh..

Zzt...

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

They've actually been getting worse since these transaction were made... Impressive.

And did anyone hear what Andrea Kremer had to say about the culture of the Broncos last night?

Patriots West is what she actually referred to them as. Made me so damn proud. And one thing is for certain, if McDaniels fairs as well as the rest of the New England Belichick discipleship, then the Broncos have like 5 or 6 wins to look forward to over the next 2 years before a new coach is brought in. Best of luck, Josh!

Lastly, can't believe that AA hasn't commented on Rodney Harrison's debut in the booth last night. He was poised and to the point, even cracking a few jokes in the process. So maybe he should be on Baseball Tonight? Not his forte, but let's just say that he couldn't hurt. Looking forward to some verbal spears from Rodney for the next 17 weeks or so.