Encounters with the Rich and Famous

Nick Kaczur might be the worst human being alive.


Here's why:

So, my buddy works in security at Gillette Stadium. Specifically, in the Patriot's wives section (No, this isn't a story about how Belichick rails his player's wives, or how my buddy got down with Mrs. Wilfork in the press box). But, in addition to player's wives, often times players that are injured will sit in this section as well. This was toward the beginning of the 2008 season, and so Nick Kaczur was currently out of action and sitting in this particular section. Nick Kaczur the OC addict. Nick Kaczur the narc. Nick Kaczur the snitch... BITCH.

So Prick Kaczur and his wife (from here on out referred to as "Bitch" Kaczur) are enjoying the game, when Bitch gets thirsty. So, she gets up and saunters over to the Margarita saleswoman, and asks for a Bud Light. The Margarita girl informs her that she sells, well, margaritas, and not Bud Light and Bitch will have to find her piss water somewhere else. So, Bitch tells Margarita girl to go get her a Bud Light... Yeah.

Margarita girl refuses, and a no doubt, an enlightened and civil debate ensues.

Prick comes to the aid of his spoiled, potentially retarded, most certainly loathsome wife and Margarita girl, having had enough of this shitshow, decides to flee the scene. And like any good, consistent snitch would do, Prick goes to get security in order to "tell on" Margarita girl. So Prick accuses Maragarita girl of all kinds of offenses, not realizing the favor she did for him. Namely, the informing of a spoiled rotten bitch that the world does not revolve around her shitty taste in alcohol (I mean, it's a hot day and you ain't got shit to do. Just drink a fucking margarita). Sadly, security was unable to locate Margarita girl, and the pouty fuckfaces that are Prick and Bitch are escorted back to their seats.

When they return, Prick is overheard uttering the following statement; "She's lucky we couldn't find her, because I definitely would have gotten her ass fired. Wouldn't have been the first time, either."

Wouldn't have been the first time you were a huge asshole either, prick. Pretty sure he was the architect of the whole spygate thing. After all, he does have experience.