Messages are always flooding my Inbox asking me what the "B" stands for in b. Lee.
Does it stand for "Brilliant"?
Beautiful?
How about "Bruce"?
And why is it lower-case?
Is that actually your name?
And who on earth would name their child "Deuce"?
Is it short for Deucebag?
Are you guys single?
The answer to all of these questions is an emphatic YES... Even if that doesn't even make sense for one or two of those questions.
But perhaps the most common question is, Are you guys hot? Because you sound hot (We apparently have a vast female readership).
To that question, I can only respond with another question;
Does this answer your question...
???
I thought so. Thanks for reading everyone!
Now, resume with the football onslaught!
I HATE BRETT FAVRE.
ReplyDeleteHey, so which one is that short piece of shit standing next to that tall, good-looking piece of shit?
ReplyDeleteMust be the same piece of shit that got a blow job from that tall piece of shit shortly after the set concluded... And for the record, I've had better.
ReplyDeleteJust because the tall piece of shit is wearing the queeahr-est in Chicago doesn't mean he gives out blumpkins like they're roofies.
ReplyDeleteI've said too much.
By the way, has anyone seen a faded Blackhawks hat lying around Grant Park?
ReplyDelete"So, any new developments on the Blackhawks hat? Nah, didn't think so. Wanna gimme a call if anything changes? Or maybe if some fat slob is stuffing his fat, sweaty dome into it?"
ReplyDeleteCan you guys stop commenting on your own post...it's sad....B.LEE.DAT.
ReplyDeleteAnd Amen to Brett Favre, the guy blows.
Most comments ever?
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty sad.