"Brett Favre is a Viking and I want to kill someone." - Le Ginge
(resident Purple People Eater)
Pending our BFF's ability to pee into a cup, complete 25 jumping jacks and turn his head from side-to-side, the Minnesota Vikings have a new, old quarterback. Oh, BFF you sly ol' fox; letting the whole universe believe you were officially gone for good, off to tend to the finely manicured fields and plains of the Mississippi Delta... Just to pull a rope-a-dope on us all. Absorbing blow after blow, jab after jab, just to bounce back off the ropes tossing haymakers-from-hell into double coverage. Absence truly does make the heart grow fonder.
Oh yeah...and why don't you go ahead and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE.
Thanks pally.
ReplyDeleteThe Midwest is my territory, Jack... I WILL MASSACRE YOU.
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