Willie Shakes: Fantasy Laureate

We embrace the world of fantasy sports here at FSD, much like we embrace porn. But given our track record, in fantasy football and not in the sack, we are in no position to give any sound advice on how you should approach your individual drafts. Therefore, we sought out the services of one Willie Shakes, who is going position by position, again, for fantasy football, not the sack, so that you know who to snag, and who to avoid. But Willie is a cultured lad who prefers to avoid using polarizing terms such as Love and Hate. Instead, well, you'll see...

Do it to us, Bill!


Wide Receivers

Prefer:

This year is the year of the 1st Round WR. Larry (we're on a first name basis) was a standout last year and is worthy of first round pick status. I'd also put Andre Johnson in my top ten without hesitation. Watch out, because everyone seems to be feeling this way, and WRs might run off the board incredibly fast.

For my first few selections, there is little need for supportive stats....

Larry: I'd consider taking him at pick 6 or lower in my first round. An absolute beast, with two other dangerous WRs around him, there just aren't enough DB's to cover them all. One guy who's worth the hype. Seven 100+ yard games, 12 double digit point weeks.

The Johnson: If Fitzgerald is gone, The Johnson is the pick. If your not in the top 5, get one of these guys and be happy with your first round. Eight 100+ yard games, eleven double digit point weeks.

If somehow you get a chance to land both of these guys, then DO NOT hesitate. (A 10th and 11th pick I'd dream about...and wake up wet)

Also don't think twice about The Ancient Chinese Secret, Mossfro or Rowdy Roddy in the second/third round. Yes... Roddy White...Seven 100 yard games, nine double digit point weeks last year. Go back and check out the two years before that too....quietly a solid #1 receiver and a great #2. This is the year of the WR. (Get two with your first three picks if these guys are out there).

And now for the less obvious...

E Roy: I'm high on Romo (and PCP) and it's mostly due to the potential Roy'myboy has. He will avoid double coverage due to the wealth of 8 man fronts the boys will see this year. Mark it down...top 5 #'s for WR this year.....IF Romo stays healthy.

White Walter: 8 Td's and 6 double digit point games last year. Johnson draws a lot of attention, and Walter doesn't miss opportunities. Top five in redzone targets last year, look for Walter in the 8th round or later for great value.

Hester Skester: If you read my QB edition of Love/Hate, I pointed out a few things about Hester.

1. He has great hair.

2. He more than doubled his receptions in his first three years (20) with his 51 receptions last year.

3. Kyle Orton was his QB.

4. Jay Cutler is now his QB.

Look for Hester to have a surprise year, I'm talking 70 catches....and predicting 85. Try overthrowing this guy, Mr. Cutler you shaggy dog you....

Ginn Jr...haha, no. But, Percy Harvin: Is lighting up Vikings camp to the tune of "nearly un-coverable". According to the scouts (I haven't seen him personally, but have been looking for him on twitter), the most impressive thing about Harvin is his explosive route running. In any league that gives points to players for return yards take a shot at this guy. Not to mention Childress has already talked about getting him the ball from different areas on the field much like they did at Florida.

DISCLAIMER: Florida WR's suck. Reggie Bush type players suck. BUT, what if??? I guess that's why we keep going back to these guys year after year. If he's there in the 11th or 12th I think he's mine....in the 14th, he's on my team no doubt.

A quick note on the Best Player in last year's NFL Draft:

Crabby Patty: He'll likely get drafted in the 7th or 8th round by someone in your draft, (currently going 108 on ESPN). The guy is huge and has tons of talent. If I can scoop him late, I do, but not until after the tenth. Who is throwing him the ball? Tiny hands Alex Smith? Or that fat looking white guy? I have noticed that he's on most of my Mock Draft boards, but I'm a sucker for that kind of young talent... Ahem.

Keep your eye on the waiver wire for these 2 guys...

The Other Steve Smith: There is a big hole to fill in NY, and something tells me Smith's 6-7 catch a game avg, will turn into 9-12 a game. Could be a fill in 3rd option in your Yahoo leagues.

Juaquin Iglesias: I know, another rookie WR....But with Hester, Olsen and Forte taking pressure off of Cutler, Iglesias in the slot could be a dominant force. Write that down.

Disfavor:

Bowe, yo: He plays in KC, he's their only real threat, and he's got a new QB learning a new system. Also, a lack of Gonzo to garner attention from safety's provides more double coverage for. Don't pass on Colston, Boldin, or TO... I'd even say Welker, and definitely Roy Will before Bowe. Too much uncertainty in KC. Not to mention only two 100 yard games last year.

Marshall Law: Loved Marshall last year.... Now that Orton is in town.... Not so much. New system and a disgruntled prima donna receiver = sinking numbers. I wouldn't bet my house on it (I am a gambler at heart), but I'm staying clear of Marshall for a safer pick here.

Stonehands: He spent too much time last year hocking 5 hour energy (all the energy, without the crash) and proceeded to drop every ball in sight. While his upside could be huge? (I think? he had a great year one time right?) The QB carousel, and his severe case of the drops leaves Braylon off my team.

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Thanks, Bill. Now, where do you think you are going? To get food? Nah, friend. I'm going to need some notes on running backs and very soon. Drafts are right around the corner. Mel Kiper goes 3 months without food. All I'm asking for is 2 weeks from you. Now, hop to it!