/Friday Shitbag
Bonebag:
There's been a goalie controversy brewing up in Royal Mountain, Quebec, but Jaroslave Halak all but ended that debate last night in the Bean. Posting 45 regular/OT saves in addition to 3 shootout saves, Halak put an exclamation mark on his claim to the prime position in the Habs' goalie stable. Oh, and he also contributed the Bruins' worst losing streak in recent memory. From the 5:25 mark of the second period on, Halak attended to just under 40 minutes of shutout goaltending, also ensuring cheap tickets for Bruins fans for the rest of the season.
Shitbag(s):
Not only did the Bruins "lose" their 9th straight game, but they also, well, as you may recall, lost out on the Kovalchuk sweepstakes. Perhaps no one represents the Bruins struggles this season than last year's hero (to skanks and trashballs across New England) more than Milan Lucic. He has been injured all season and even when on the ice he has been a non-factor. In 23 games this season,
Cheech has put up an astounding 3 goals and 5 assists. And while this lack of scoring accurately reflects the lack of production club-wide, the absence of aggressive fore-checking is the most notable difference this season, and that is Milan's primary responsibility... FUCK!
Oh, and PS. During this 9-game skidsaster, the Bruins have only been outshot twice. I don't even get it.
All right, enough of this anger-inducing hockey talk. We got one more day of football talk before the long, brutal hiatus kicks in. So let's enjoy that shall we? Who cares about hockey anyway?
Certainly not us.
Halak got his debut start for the first-place Blades of Steel last night. Thank you, Bruins offense.
ReplyDeleteThe Bruins will be the Sabres slumpbuster on Tuesday, I can't wait.
ReplyDeleteMore embarassing bumper sticker -- Coakley for Senate, or Lucic Fight Club?
So I've been trying to get into this hockey thing...and I realized that TV hockey needs way more time outs...now bear with me here, but there is one thing that Football, and hell even Baseball on TV has that Hockey doesn't. Some good old fashioned T&A....I mean come on, when I turn fox on during a sunday football game, theyre good for at least 4 shots of chicks in the stands with some nice tits. A girlfriend, a wife, anyone who looks hot, there's a camera man zooming in on the goods. Where is that in Hockey? The best I got last night, was the possibility of some underage habs fans behind the habs penatly box. I couldn't even get a good look at the face! or the T's! NESN...get your shit together. MEN love sports, but we love tits more....even if we say we don't its fucking science...if i throw you a football and all of a sudden a pair of tits are visible in your area, that football is hitting you straight in your drooling mouth...or your gay....or B.lee, who is also gay.
ReplyDeleteI would have to go with -- Buffalo Bills: 4x Super Bowl Contenders.
ReplyDeleteAnd THEN anything to do with Lucic
I think Ache-man is onto something here, but to be honest, if you're looking for more tit visuals, then may I recommend a pilates class or two?
ReplyDeleteCleavage GOLD!
Also, as a side note...I've also noted that your sports/music blog, is also SADLY devoid of tits.
ReplyDeleteOnly sagging bills fans and underachieving bloggers.
Hey, take it over to Barstool, sully.
ReplyDeleteWe got a vast audience of minors that need to be shielded from such filth.