Feliz Thanksgiving

It is out first Thanksgiving here at FSD, so we have yet to develop any kind of solid tradition or holiday-related segment.  But, because we pride ourselves on being rogue, un-patriotic, and occasionally sardonic, we are offering our thanks in the least traditional manner possible: en espanol... Sort of and only because we're not ironic enough to know how "Thank you" is said in Algonquin.

So let's run it down the line starting at the far end of the color spectrum... And literally.

Le Ginge:

Muchas Gracias to...

• Les Miles' lies, ineptitude and the worst clock managing in the Universe, without him the SEC would be impossibly boring.
• Jared Allen's mullet.
  
• Fantasy Hockey, which takes away the pain of a terrible fantasy football season. 
• The Bowl Season, proving that the pac-ten and big ten should be merged and then considered a mid-major conference.
• Rodney Williams...youtube him.

Jables:

Muchas Gracias to...

• The Peyton Manning Face.
• Pedro's midget.
• A plethora of young, talented point guards in the NBA.
• All things Bill Belichick.
•  THIS. 

Deuce:

Muchas Gracias to...

• KY Jelly for making that Jay Cutler experiment go in as... smoothly as possible.
• Ozzie Guillen for showing me pleasure amidst so much pain.
• Greg Jennings for being a complete piece of shit until the one week where I need him to show up a blogmate.
• Having a young, attractive stud like Joakim Noah to look at until May.
• Lastly, for never having to do any work on the blog whatsoever except for occasionally filling out THE SHEET® every now and again.  Especially one in which my name receives second billing, even though I don't do shit.

b. Lee

Muchas Gracias to...

• Ache-Man and Donk the Honkey for making this flaming piece of shit feel like something more than a flaming piece of shit.
• Versus and the NHL Network for turning darkness into light.
• God for constructing the most beautiful creature in the whole world and then giving him to me in the form of Tom Brady
• Rondo's triceps
• A twofer: my hands for splashing such indiscriminatory wit across the Internet for the (eventual) masses to witness, and Deuce's truancy because let's face it: if he were more involved, could you even imagine how much worse off we'd all be?