Friday Bonebag

/Friday Shitbag.

Bonebag:

Last night Tomas Vokoun of the Florida Panthers (Meyami) made 40 saves in regulation/overtime stifling the Boston Bruins' every opportunity to take the lead in a scoreless game, utterly dominated by the Bruins. Tomy also made an additional 4 saves in the shootout portion of the overtime.  And honestly, he made it look very easy.  The Czech goaltender has 3 shutouts in his last 4 starts.  Allow me to repeat: 3 SHUTOUTS IN HIS LAST 4 STARTS and after a rocky start to the season appears primed to keep the Panthers in the playoff hunt all by himself.




Shitbag:

Is it even a mystery?  Jay Cutler ladies and gentlemen!  Or Douchey Collins as we know him around here.  No matter how hard Millen tried to gloss over Cutler's pathetic performance, the final play of the game told you pretty much everything you had to know about the affair.  Bears driving, Cutler blows it.  I mean, who throws for over 300 yards and has 0 touchdown passes to show for it?  And I'd like to personally thank this week's shitbag for tanking my fantasy hopes before the weekend even begins.  Couple words of advice, Jay; maybe try setting your feet before you throw?  Just a thought.