BQ: WOOOOOO!!!
LET'S STRETCH IT OUT, BOYS! YEAHHHHH!!!
Coach Mangini: All right, fellas, bring it in.
BQ: YEAHHH!!! LET'S CIRCLE IT THE FUCK UP.
THIS AIN'T A CIRCLE JERK, HOMOS, SO KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!
Coach Mangini: Brady!!!
BQ: YEAH, COACH!?!
Coach Mangini: Shut the fuck up.
BQ: Yeah. I mean, sure thing, coach.
Coach Mangini: We're going to run a scrimmage today, focusing on play-action, one-on-one coverage, and the vertical passing game in order to build on our efforts from last week and improve our pass defense. No blitzing. Let's do it.
BQ: YEAHHHH, LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON! YOUR SHIT IS WEAK DEFENSE. WEAK!
ALL RIGHT O, LET'S HUDDLE THE FUCK UP. Z-RIGHT, POWER FORMATION, DEEP FLY ON TWO. GET SOME!
FUCKING WATCH 44!!! HE'S GONNA FUCKING BLITZ! HOLY SHIT! ROYAL GET THE FUCK IN MOTION AND PROTECT MY ASS! THESE FUCKERS ARE COMING!
Robert Royal: Brady, man... There ain't no blitzing. It's practice.
BQ: JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!
BLUUUUE! BLUUUUUE!
HUT hut
/Overthrows Massaquoi
FUCK MAN! CLIMB THE FUCKING LADDER!
MM: That psychopathic cracker yelling at me?
BQ: ALL RIGHT, LET'S RUN IT AGAIN! SAME FUCKING PLAY!
BLUUUUE! BLUUUUUE!
WATCH 44! AND 59, TOOOO!!! THEY'RE FUCKING COMING!!!
O-line: (Collective sigh)
BQ: Hut hut
/hits Cribbs on a deep, double move.
BQ: WOOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S HOW IT'S FUCKING DONE, BOYS! THAT WAS ALL ABS RIGHT THERE!!!
THIS DEFENSE SUCKS! MY O JUST FUCKED YOUR MOTHERRRR!!!
GET OVER HERE, JC! GIMME SOME OF THAT FUCKING SUGARRRRR!!!
JC: Cool out, dawg. We're just practicing and haven't won a game in 7 weeks... Save it for the game!
BQ: FUCK THE GAME!
I FUCKING LOOOOOOVE PRACTICE. WOOOOOOO!!!!
Shaun Ellis: What the fuck did that dumb shit say about mama?
BQ: I FUCKED HER IN THE ASS, YOU FAT PIG! WOOOOOO!!!
/Drops and does 100 push-ups.
Coach Magini: Will somebody fucking fire me already?
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