32 Things

As you may or may not have noticed, this blog is strongly biased toward two things in life: football and music.  We try to unify the two in print as well as we do in our own minds, but these things do not necessarily translate all that well when traveling between the abstract to the tangible.  But this new segment appears to be prepped for success and understanding.  It combines our favorite sport with one of our favorite songs and the two get along just fine, even if it is also combined with one of our least favorite things; NFL recap posts.  Regardless, it's 32 Things!

32 Things - moe.

Raiders:  Maybe should focus more on beating your opponents rather than your girlfriend.

Falcons: Their fans might be angry, but we should all be thankful that they are going to make the NFC Wild Card race extremely interesting down the stretch.

Eagles: Same goes for these assholes.

Patriots: In all seriousness, fuck you guys.

Cardinals:  Still have no idea what you make of this team.  But that's no different from last year.

Jaguars: Win ugly and (semi) often.

Packers: Okay, now you're just confusing everyone.  Stop it.

Chargers: Same goes for you, fuckers.

Niners: We'd like to say "Good defense", but frumpy face kind of threw them all right at you.

Titans: Damn.  The Jags, Niners, AND Bills?  Next stop: Super Bowl!

Giants: You boys looked like you needed a rest.  As well as a nice Antiquing trip with mom.


Jets: Why not make it a 6-pack?

Texans: Y'all ready to hang around for another few weeks or die right away?  Just let us know ahead of time.

Lions: Your beard is good?


Broncos: We expected a crash... Just not like this.  The fucking Redskins?


Redskins:  The fucking Redskins?


Cowboys: Sure, you had 10 penalties.  But the Packers committed 12.  So what's the excuse now?


Steelers: Y'all just got swept the fuck out!

Chiefs: Amazingly, the Chiefs are still able to compete with Larry Johnson's 34.4 yards per game. 


Dolphins: I mean, cool.  But not really that cool.


Saints: Thanks for destroying everyone's tease yesterday.  Much appreciated.


Colts: Faulk had the first... But still, that's twice in the last 4 years that they've mounted huge comebacks against the Pats.  Mojo.


Buccaneers: You got spirit, kid.  I'll give you that.


Bengals: More legit than the Broncos... And that's the best I can do right now.


Bears: Jay Cutler apparently attended the Bad Habit School of Quarterbacks.

Seahawks: Matt Hasselbeck not only lost some more hair, but also his mind on that final play. 

Bills: At least you're not the... ahm... Hmmm... Where can we go with this one?  The '08 Lions?


Panthers:  Considering the NFC's ineptitude, this team could very well sneak into the playoffs.  This frightens me.

Vikings: Nice... Win? 

Rams: Actually, that was quite impressive.  We were pulling for you in that final drive, because if the spread is busted, then the favorite might as well lose. 

Browns: Would the team unworthy of a Monday Night game please step forward!
 
Ravens: Now step the fuck back.