THE SHEET®: Week 9 Results

So the gang attempted some kind of "Live" Diablog last night with damn near catastrophic results.  Let's just say that the whole idea of a blog damn near crumbled beneath of heaping pile of mama jokes, accusations of pedophilia, Sheet-slander, and a proclamation that Jay Cutler is a better quarterback than Matt Ryan.

Whoever won THE SHEET® this week, it doesn't really matter (it was Le Ginge and on a tie-break), so let us get to some of those low-lights, eh?


Deuce: alright, listen up quasi-sometimees-vegetarian
b. Lee: yep?
Deuce: just because your farts smell like brussel sprouts
DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON US
b. Lee: My farts smell like Jesus
b. Lee: And I'm gonna be honest... he smells fucking TERRIBLE

 b. Lee: Oh, and corporate sponsors of America?
  Matt Ryan has less personality than than the bullshit product that he hocks...
 b. Lee: Oh, and he's kinda mediocre
 Ginge: he's overly mediocre
 Deuce: matt ryan, top 10 QB...go
b. Lee: Orton's better
 Deuce: or, 10 QBs better than matt ryan NOW
Deuce: rivers can suck it
 b. Lee: Brees
 Ginge: Manning, Brady, Rivers, BFF, Brees, Orton, Pat White,
 Deuce: i'm not sold on rivers being good, just good numbers
  i'll put Orton over ryan
 Ginge: Like the Aaron Rodgers award
 Deuce: not cutler
 b. Lee: Hasselbeck
  Rothlisberger
  Rodg.
  Cutler is better... just on a bad team
 Deuce: dude, wrong.
  strong arm
  that's it
  back foot thrower
  no leadership
 Ginge: Palmer is better than Rya
 Deuce: brady, manning, brees, orton, roethlisberger, manning, mcnabb
 Ginge: McNabb SUCKS
 Ginge: He is captain of the all skip pass team
 Deuce: okay, fine, then who?
  Romo? nah, sorry
  Cutler? fagbag
 Ginge: Romo is better than Ryan
 me: Rivers? noodle-armed pussy
b. Lee: Brady, Manning, Manning, Brees, Roth, McNabb, Rivers, Cutler, Romo, Hasselbeck
  Then Orton...
 Ginge: Warner
 b. Lee: THEN Ryan
 Deuce: dude, get cutler the fuck OFF that list, man
 b. Lee: No!
 Deuce: not even as a Bear-hater
 b. Lee: You're biased
 Ginge: Rodgers has the best numbers of them all
 Deuce: no, seriously
 b. Lee: Rodgers... oops
 Deuce: look at that fuck's record
 Ginge: and FAVRA is better
 Deuce: he can't WIN
  he can throw
  that's it
 b. Lee: Favre is better, too
 Ginge: agreed
 b. Lee: Palmer is better
Deuce: hasselbeck? dude, drink less
  palmer, yes
  favre, yes
 Ginge: Seneca Wallace?
 b. Lee: Why not Hasselbeck?
 Deuce: but get cutler and hassel off that list
  cuz he can't even fucking stand up for more than 3 game sin a row!
 b. Lee: If Hasselbeck were on the Falcons?
  Well, injuries aside
 Deuce: then we'd find out who their back-up was
  being durable is part of the game
 Ginge: haha i was just going to say he'd hurt his back
 b. Lee: Nicely played
 Deuce: brees...rivers...rodgers....
  b. Lee: then Stafford
  Deuce: ryan
   oh i'm gonna leave
   unless you retract that
   by the way...warner is better than hasselbeck, mcnabb, romo
  Ginge: I play golf with a scout for the lions and he was all over Stafford, and i about told him he was retarded
  Deuce: palmer
 b. Lee: he looks good so far...
  Deuce: Stafford is NO good
   rubbing my temples...
  b. Lee: Fine, Deucey, he's top 11
b. Lee: Actually... 11. Henne
    12. Cutler
 Deuce: i hate the fuck out of both of you

(And that was VERY fun)

Also discussed: 5 worst coaches in the league: Jauron, Cable, Haley, Lovie, McCarthy... Honorable mention Marvin Lewis and Eric Mangini

Coaches Royal Rumble: We like Cable... obviously.  But we like Belichick as a dark horse, as well as Andy Reid and Rex Ryan due to their immovability.

Anyway, disaster.  Here you go.