32 Things

As you may or may not have noticed, this blog is strongly biased toward two things in life: football and music.  We try to unify the two in print as well as we do in our own minds, but these things do not necessarily translate all that well when traveling between the abstract to the tangible.  But this new segment appears to be prepped for success and understanding.  It combines our favorite sport with one of our favorite songs and the two get along just fine, even if it is also combined with one of our least favorite things; NFL recap posts.  Regardless, it's 32 Things!

32 Things - moe.

Texans: So that's that, I guess.  Although we are already excited about you being overrated heading into next season.

Lions: You know your life is fading away when you're playing in Detroit they decide to play the rookie with the separated shoulder instead of you.

Chargers: Lookout AFC...

Cowboys: It was funny how much they featured the Cowgirls on Thursday.  It was pretty apparent that whatever was going on outside of the field of play was much more interesting than what was occurring within the field of play.

Bills: Helping to secure Patriots Divisional Titles since 2001.

Niners: I am really not sure how this team ever wins games.

Jaguars: Then again, I can say the same thing for this team.

Ravens: The Ravens are considered to be a playoff team in the AFC, yet they need an extra session to beat the team with the third-string quarterback.

Seahawks: Remember when people thought these guys were going to be formidable this year?  Silly bastards.

Broncos: Not sure where that came from the other night, but anyone who drops a doogie in the Giants' mouth in such a way is a friend of ours.

Falcons: This team sucks.

Redskins: And what is it with you assholes?  Is it really that hard to maintain a lead in the fourth quarter.  You're like a weekly reminder to chew before you swallow.

Jets: A win?  Weird...

Vikings: It's getting to the point where it looks as if they're not even trying to embarrass teams... It just happens anyway.

Colts: Next week, they're going to spot the team 28 points before storming back.  Just to make things even more interesting.

Browns: How to be effective enough to not even let the other team cover the spread.

Bengals: How to be shitty enough to not cover the spread.

Panthers: Jake Delhomme should not play another snap this season.

Eagles: Nor should Brian Westbrook... For a multitude of different reasons.

Dolphins: It doesn't matter who is throwing the passes for these clowns, they are going to be awful regardless.

Cardinals: NFL picked a really inconvenient time to get all "concerned" about concussions... Killing my fucking fantasy squad.

Raiders:  So, has this Gradkowski experiment run its course?  Because seriously; what is the fucking point?

Buccaneers: No team has shown more heart than the Bucs the last few weeks.  And just what does heart-showing get you?  Why a top 5 draft pick, of course!

Steelers: To be fair, you lost to the Chiefs last week.  And Ben was playing at the time.

Packers: Worst thing in the world for this team is if they make the playoffs.  Because how can you fire your terrible fucking coach is he's successful.

Rams: Yes, you do have to play the final 5 games of the season... Believe us, we'd rather have it the other way, too.

Titans: Vince Young wins football games.  I'm scared, too, little Sally.

Giants: Hey look, a convenient excuse for shitty football in Eli's heal injury!  That's why the Orton-led Broncos gashed us for almost 400 yards.

Bears: Lovie Smith has already proposed adding 2 additional coach's challenges for the 2010 season.  He figures that he would be able to get at least one right at that point.

Chiefs: You get to play the Rams for the next 5 games.  Whoever wins the series gets to play football next year.  The loser goes to the CFL where things can be a little more competitive.

Patriots: Bone

Saints: Yard