THE SHEET®: Week 11

This weekend, the worst matchup in recent memory will be taking place when the Detroit Lions play host to the potentially Cribbs-less Cleveland Browns.  Regardless of whether or not JC suits up, this game is sure to feature some of the most impressive ineptitude possible.

Detroit fans may be upset over the fact that they are being lumped into the same category as the punchless Browntowners.  And that's a fair criticism.  After all, the Lions are doubling the Browns up in terms of average points scored per game with a whopping 16 points per!   Simple math would inform you as to just how pathetic the Browns offense has been this season.

But to the Lions fans that frequent this site, and take umbrage with this assessment, your team is 1-8 this season.  And when we combine that with last year's record, well you're 1-24.  Also, you are the only team to have lost to the Rams this season, and let's just say that this fact has given the Browns a confidence boost of sorts.  But enough piling on.

The good news?  These two teams have the worst defenses in the league!  Which means (hopefully) that there should be some scoring in this one. Maybe Calvin Johnson will get into the end zone.  Shit, maybe the Browns will eve score double-digit points.  Well, let's not get crazy now.  After all, it is probably best if we keep out expectations as low as possible for this one.

So, if you're feeling a little down this weekend, and you need a little perspective, well this could be the game for you.  Better go to the bar though, because this one won't be on any old television set in the country that ain't rocking the NFL Ticket.

Oh!  New enhancement... Yay!  If any of you would like to take part in THE SHEET® yourselves, then an additional blank sheet has been provided here.  Just don't forget about the rules.

Big boys can find their Sheet here.