If I EVER showed up for a day of work and performed as mind-boggling, humiliatingly poorly as you did last night, my ass would be collecting food stamps for months. You could hear Chris Collinsworth fighting every urge to call it one of the worst coaching performances of all-time.
The red zone turnovers.
The lack of accountability by Jay Cutler. And the lack of any chemistry with any receiver. And the receivers lack of ability to finish a route.
The audacity to give your FUCKING LONG-SNAPPER the license to audible to a fake punt... On 4th and 11... In your own territory... In the 4th quarter... While winning.
Two lost challenges that resulted in two lost time-outs; one in 2 extra yards for the opponent, and the other NOT in a penalty that would not have resulted in a first down anyways.
Switching kick returners on the decisive 4th quarter KO after a time out, proving your consistent indecisiveness.
Letting Nathan Vasher anywhere near the field.
Ron Turner.
Instituting such a pussy-drenched, weaksauce training camp (WITHOUT TACKLING) that resulted in repeated broken tackles and injuries to 2 starting linebackers, 2 cornerbacks and a tight end. In the first half. Nice strength and conditioning program.
Whatever, I could go on and on. But that was an absolutely, fucktastically retahded, inept and embarrassing coaching performance. You fucking fail this week, Lovie. FAILURE. But, you're a players coach. And the Bears sure do attempt to strip the ball well.
Maybe that's how The Hurt 'Lacher broke his wrist...
Maybe that's how The Hurt 'Lacher broke his wrist...
And oh my, he speaks so white... It's amazing. It's as if he went to school or something
ReplyDelete2010 will be the end of his "Super Bowl Runner-Up" 5-year grace period.
ReplyDeleteThen he can go back to teaching 5th grade PE in west Texas.
To be fair, those jobs are highly sought after, and could even be considered a step up the ladder.
ReplyDeleteHow come Lovie always the look on his face as if he is facing unjust charges at the hands of a prejudiced jury...? Yet his expression suggests the following sentiment, "No. I am in the right and YOU, misguided people of the court, are a damning an innocent man. And I am at peace with this."
ReplyDeleteSeemss like he belongs in Oakland with the other unacquainted moony
Who wins in a fight....Mike Ditka vs a Hurricane....
ReplyDeletewhat if the hurricane's name is Hurricane Ditka...?
I'm not sure, but if Lovie is in Ditka's corner, I'm sure he'd find a way to fuck it up!
ReplyDeleteI think his expression usually says, "Holy tumbleweeds, we only get 2 challenges? Well darn...I'm plum sure I ain't never seen that play before."
ReplyDeleteAlso, he talks like someone removes one of his testicles and surgically implanted it in his throat.
This is post is missing something... Ah yes, BULLET POINTS!
ReplyDeleteAnd sorry for the comment rampage here... But there's such thing as a "Super Bowl Runner-Up Grace Period"?
ReplyDeleteWhat are you from Cleveland or something?
We're just happy to be here, folks.
Pathetic
ReplyDeleteHow has there not been a mention of how he continues to play Kevin Payne?!?!? He's the single worst player on our defense and continually makes the rest of the team worse! Pull Kevin Payne from our defense, play with ten guys, and win two more games - guaranteed.
ReplyDeleteWho is this "Anonymous"? Identify yourself at once! We make proclamations behind monikers and pseudonyms around these parts.
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