The Buffalo Bills are a sad sack organization. They have a great fanbase, but it is a tortured one. If the Bills aren't wallowing in the basement of the AFC East, well then they are off losing consecutive Super Bowls four at a time. Sadly, this is the most interesting point of note for the entire organization. Don't believe it? Well then allow us to extend an invitation so that you may find out for yourself. You are ALL invited to bear witness to the wretched hilarity that is the Buffalo Bills Daily calendar.
Since the Bills will be kicking off the season in their usual lowly fashion, we though it would be a good idea to resurrect this segment. So here's to an 0-1 start, as well as to the Daily Bills!
Monday, September 14th
Bills Fact
Buffalo and San Francisco combined for more than 1,000 total yards when they met at Candlestick Park early in the 1992 season. The 49ers had 598 of those yards, but the Bills won the game, 34-31.
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Remember those good old days? Don't you wish you could just go back? Man, I bet if Jim Kelly were around he could throw a football over Niagara Falls and right into the soft, waiting hands of Andre Reed. Of course, it's easier to both throw and catch without any of those bulky rings on your fingers.
And what kind of calendar doesn't give you the week number, or even the date? I'm pretty sure they're just making stuff up at this point.
While we here at FSD won't be bringing these interesting factoids (and trivia!)... daily, we will do you the favor of cherry-picking the GEMS such as the one above, so that you are able to know only the truly important details concerning this sad bastard franchise. Until next time, Go Billies!
IDIOT.
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