THE SHEET®: Week 2

If you are reading this post and thinking to yourself "Whatzeshit is ZE SHEET?", or you haven't already done so, then please refer to the Manifesto. It can only help. Or at least. not hurt.

It's almost too good to be true that the NFL season is underway once again. Even amongst the 26 fantasy squads, the 14 survival pools, and the 10 other pick em leagues under FSD management, THE SHEET always gets the most attention, because I swear to Vishnu, if one of these other bush league, cocksuckers takes down the sheet, then that is just not acceptable.

It should be noted that there were two Brutus the Barber Beefcake references made completely independent of one another. You see, we can't actually see each other's responses until they are all compiled together, so that makes it difficult. So, we're still trying to work the bugs, as well as the gaffes out at this point. But we're all pretty confident that this week will run a bit more smoothly, so long as Jables decides to walk on two legs, with his head located external to his asshole.

Once again, commenter picks and suggestions in the comments.

Boom.