What, just because B.Lee is off elbow-deep in asshole, butt-fishing for Bung Flounders doesn't mean FSD ceases to exist. You are too narrow in your scope, Lee!!
BULLET POINTS
- For Bears fans, This is the greatest headline of the short NFL season...so far.
- Stewart Mandel calls a U-Dub upset over USC. You got a lotta growing up to do, Stew, even if Matt Barkley throws like a female.
- Fishing is for guys too fat and lazy to go bowling, play golf or jerk-off in their free time.
- Florida is favored by THIRTY(30!) over the Fightin' Kiffins. Too bad there isn't a way to parlay that line with the Over on +/- 6.5 facials received by Layla Kiffin courtesy of Urban Meyer during his post-game press conference. Just begging for it.
- Jake Peavy makes his first ever AL start this afternoon. In other-shit-that-doesn't-matter, I had some soggy toast for breakfast.
- ...the fuck is a baseball?!?!
- Finally, this happened a few days again, but I'd be remiss not to shout-out the vintage performance by FJM on Deadspin this week. Lofty day. An inspiration to us all.
Enjoy a weekend full of horrible spreads, fried food and fish guts.
i've got another bullet point for you:
ReplyDeleteo The Bills are the best team in the AFC East.
Bills fans are like crackheads... You really want to feel bad for them, you know, considering their situation.
ReplyDeleteBut, at the same time, they do it to themselves.
And technically, the Jets are the best team in the AFC East, you jackass
Being proud of defeating the Bucs is like being proud of closing the deal with a prostitute.
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