b. Lee, FINISH HIM!!!
One. And Done.
And thank the good lord.
As you may have been able to deduce at this point, we believe that the Pittsburgh Steelers suck the best out of all 32 NFL teams.
And why is this? We're not really sure. I guess it's just because they were the last team standing in 2009.
But please do not take this prognostication as any kind of indicator that we think the Steelers are the best team in the league. I mean shit, did you watch that game last night? Willie Parker couldn't run his way through a wet paper bag... With this scissors in his hands. Big Ben looks old and gimpy, although still very, very clutch. Santonio, on the other hand, looks dynamite and the defense still looks to be pretty solid, so long as Polamalu is okay (although, it doesn't look like he is).
As everyone knows repeat performances are not easy, and we just do not see the Steelers being able to do so. The AFC is stronger than it was last year, even if only slightly. Without that home run threat in the backfield (no Mewelde Moore does not count as such), then the Steelers offense becomes very one-dimensional and very Ben-centered. There are worse scenarios that one can think of (see Stafford, Matthew), but there other, more high caliber scenarios as well (see Brady, Tom), which in the end are going to make things very difficult for the Steel City.
But fuck it, I'm done with this garbage, for the Season is upon us. So let's just see how it all shakes out shall we? Thanks for putting up with this for the last few weeks. We hope to mix in some non-football-related content soon enough, but we make no promises.
Speaking of which, is it hockey season yet?
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