The Buffalo Bills are a sad sack organization. They have a great fanbase, but it is a tortured one. If the Bills aren't wallowing in the basement of the AFC East, well then they are off losing consecutive Super Bowls four at a time. Sadly, this is the most interesting point of note for the entire organization. Don't believe it? Well then allow us to extend an invitation so that you may find out for yourself. You are ALL invited to bear witness to the wretched hilarity that is the Buffalo Bills Daily calendar.
The situation up in Buffalo has been strange to say the least, and while their fans appear to be unnecessarily cocky (and grabby) after an impressive win over a terrible ball club, we thought it would be a good idea to check back in with the Daily Bills!
Wednesday, September 23rdBills Fact
Less than two weeks into the 2009 season, no less than TWO Buffalo players have been the victims of malfeasance at the hands of local criminals. Immediately following the Bills' loss to the New England Patriots in week 1, Leodis McKelvin's lawn was vandalized by a group of teenagers. The following Sunday, during the Bills' home opener, safety Donte Whitner's home was burglarized, relieving him of nearly $400,000 worth of jewelry.
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You stay classy, Buffalo.
According to reports, mckelvin's yard got a large "depiction of the male genitalia".
ReplyDeleteMust have been that same large dick that invaded Whitner's home as well
ReplyDeleteGo Bills, we cheer for you; let's win for Buffalo.
ReplyDeleteI'd seriously reach out and employ Deadspin's Comment Ninjas, but it would reduce our non FSD-Staff comments by roughly 40-50%...
ReplyDeleteGet yourself together, DTH
If something's gona happen with this blog game...it's gota happen now....maybe you need to battle rap at the shelter a few times to find your stride.
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